Season 10
Episode Guide
= Watch the Video On-Line
Episode
10-21/22: Friday, April 4, 2003
GUEST
STARS: Peter Mansbridge, Lloyd Robertson, Sue Johanson, Brandon
Mayor Dave Burgess, Peter Jordan, Members
of the 26th Royal Canadian Artillery, Brandon Reserve Regiment.
Air
Farce: Hello Brandon
Roger,
Don and Luba greet their Brandon hosts with some thoughts about
the city.
CSI:
Brandon
Brandon’s most serious crime – illegal parking.
Donut
Shop
Special
guest Peter Jordan joins the Air Farce donut regulars for a cup
of coffee.
Bush
in War Fund
President
Bush’s Iraqi war update.
Wendy Report
The Wendy Report welcomes Brandon-Souris Progressive Conservative
MP Rick Borotsik. Topics – Quebec election, Tony Blair, O’Glaucoma,
war in Iraq, General Tommy Franks and Western separation.
Brandon
Quiz
The Brandon Quiz tests your knowledge about Canada’s Wheat
City.
Ebb
and Flo: Hog Farm Debate
Ebb
& Flo examine Manitoba’s pig population explosion.
Brandon
Moment: Cell Phone
A couple of cell phone users have a run in.
Dean
Jenkinson
Stand-up
comic Dean Jenkinson highlights the joys about being a comic in
Manitoba.
Confused
Philosopher
The
Confused Philosopher ponders life’s many mysteries.
Randy & Burton on CKX
Randy Bachman and Burton Cummings sing “Brandon, In The Middle
Of It All”.
Queen
at the Fair
The Queen interacts with people and animals at the Royal Manitoba
Winter Fair. Chrétien
& Manley
Jean
Chrétien and John Manley speak about the war in Iraq.
Chicken
Cannon News: Brandon
Chicken Cannon News reports on Air Canada, Rolling Stones in China,
Celine Dion and Saddam Hussein’s new disguise.
Episode
10-20: Friday, March 28, 2003
GUEST
STARS: Dave Broadfoot, Janet Van De Graaff
News
From Away
Jimmy
and Shamus O’Toole discuss United States ambassador to Canada
Paul Cellucci, Canada’s undersupplied military, bombing of
Baghdad, Wolf Blitzer, Tony Blair, Don Cherry, review of war protest
signs, Dixie Chicks, and Canadian Alliance Ralph Klein supports
the war.
Military
Animal Trainer
Military animal trainer lets loose the dogs of war.
Mr.
Kim's Address
North
Korea’s Kim Jong-il, the attention deficit dictator.
Member
for Kicking Horse Pass
The
Member from Kicking Horse Pass, Dave Broadfoot answers questions
from his constituents.
Conspiracy Guy
The conspiracy guy does the media, the Vatican and DNA.
Clark's
Candidates
Before stepping down Joe Clark reviews potential candidates to replace
him.
Episode
10-19: Friday, March 21, 2003
GUEST
STAR: Ron James
Mansbridge
in an Elevator
Peter
Mansbridge's elevator newscast: War in Iraq, testing bombs in Florida,
Lady Liberty salutes the French, war proof Oscars, Peter Mansbridge
talks about his competitions, Deborah Grey takes aim at her new
career, the Al-Jazeera network comes to Canada, RSP's, embedding
computer chips in humans.
Saturday
Morning Mantra
Ron James puts his spin on a world that's spinning out of control.
Congressional
Cafeteria
A
cook asks, do you want freedom fries with that?
Critic
- Oscars 2003
Gilbert
Smythe Bite-Me and Robert De Niro review the nominees.
Bush War Speech
Dubya oils up the war machine.
Episode
10-18: Friday, March 14, 2003
GUEST
STAR: James Roussel, Rochelle Wilson
Paul
Martin Statement
Paul
Martin hands over his shipping line to his sons.
Canadian
Moment
Air Farce donut regulars examine George W. Bush, Jean Chretien on
U.S. TV, March 17th deadline, earth penetrator, John Manley, J.
Edgar Hoover, Hooter’s Air, West Nile Virus, Bernard Landry’s
election call.
BBC
Interviews Blair on Iraq
Interviewer
discovers, “All’s Blair In Love and War.”
Off
The Record
Handsome
Michael Landsberg raps with Eminem, NHL’s Gary Bettman and
Romanian she-male shot putter Gloria Stonecrusher.
Saddam Addresses Generals
Saddam Hussein’s war survival kit includes a cigar, a map
and a ticket out of town.
Cell
Phone Driver Interview
In
Newfoundland dial “B” for banned.
David Wells Book Reading
Pitching
slob reads from his new autobiography.
Memory
Lapse Jeopardy
Contestants
must forget their answers in the form of a question.
Episode
10-17: Friday, March 7, 2003
GUEST
STAR: Craig Lauzon
CTV
News: Hans Blix
Hans
Blix reveals the major indicator of war, low ratings at CNN.
CDIC
CDIC - where your bed is your bank.
Dave,
the Cabbie
Dave
the cabbie’s rant ride includes Saddam’s checkout time,
Canada’s UN Resolution, Al-Qaeda’s hairiest hit man,
Adrienne Clarkson, Mr. Rogers death, and Pam Anderson.
Chrétien
& Martin in Parliament
Trains
of thought collide in Parliament.
Yoghurt Commercial
A yoghurt taster lists all the ingredients.
McCallum
Speaks Out
Defense
Minister John McCallum learns why Sea King helicopters are always
seeking the ground.
E-Talk: Homer Groening
Perpetual
smile guy Ben Mulroney interviews the inspiration behind Homer Simpson.
The
Billionaires
Forbes
Magazine’s big billionaire list.
Episode
10-16: Friday, February 28, 2003
GUEST
STAR: Janet Van De Graaff
News
From Away
News
from Away anchors Jimmy & Shamus O’Toole report on, Saddam
Hussein, Carolyn Parrish – anti American words, new U.N. Resolution,
poll on those who support war in Iraq, Vancouver’s Olympic
bid, Sheila Copps’ liberal leadership run, Texas woman runs
over hubby, Toys R Us roof collapse, Jack Layton, point counter
point on Iraq war.
Gas
Price Pumper
Gas gouged customer gets hosed at the pumps.
CNN:
Nothing Report
Aaron
Brown agonizes through a slow news day.
Grumpy
Old Politically Incorrect Seniors
Graying
grannies add a new wrinkle to the news.
Dyer Report: Candian Survival Tips
Gwynne Dyer’s Canadian Survival terrorist kit.
Police
Drug Driving Tips
Police
ponder the perils f pot puffing behind he wheel.
Bush's At Home
Laura
and George W. Bush sings “Who Can Turn The War On With His
Smile?”
Episode
10-BO3: Friday, February 21, 2003
GUEST
STARS: Rick Mercer, Colin Mochrie & Paul Gross
Charles
& Camilla
A
Montréal fling leaves Prince Charles in the doghouse with
Camilla!
Elton
John: Wiarton Willie
Elton John sings about the loss of his closest friend, Wiarton Willy.
Due
South: The Lost Episode
Special
Guest Paul Gross appears in the Lost Episode of Due South.
News
From Away with Rick Mercer
Shamus
O’Toole and the real Rick Mercer go for a walk and talk about
banks.
Seasonal Affective Disorder
End-of-winter blahs leave a couple mad with S.A.D.
Brimley
Logos
Wilfred
Brimley wants networks to stop displaying those annoying logos because
"it's the right thing to do".
Global Warming Restaurant
A
romantic dinner turns hot with talk of Global Warming.
Episode
10-15: Friday, February 14, 2003
GUEST
STAR: Kenny Robinson
Wendy
Report
Doctor
of love, Barry White, joins the Wendy Report panel with his erotic
take on the headlines. Topic include – Sale of Toronto Maple
Leafs, plagiarized British dossier, Canada Customs, Donald Trump,
Norwalk virus in Ontario, Michael Jackson creepy, Australia nude
war protest and orange security alert in America.
Bank
Merger Committee
The public responds to recent proposed bank mergers.
Air
Canada Flight Announcement
Air
Canada flies through financial turbulence.
Manley's
Budget Preview
John
Manley’s climactic first budget.
The Cosbournes
Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off Bill Cosby’s puddin’
pop.
Vox
Pop - ID Cards
Identifying
one good reason why Canadians need identification cards.
Rumsfeld & Powell
Colin
Powell unveils his smoking gun at the U.N. Council but ends up shooting
blanks.
Man
Lying on a Table - Valentine's Day
Valentines
Day leaves a man asking the big question – What’s the
deal?
Episode
10-14: Friday, February 7, 2003
GUEST
STAR: Kathryn Greenwood
Mansbridge
in an Elevator
Peter
Mansbridge’s elevator newscast: – 5th Floor –
World Events, Canadian Issues and Ladies lingerie. Topics –
Colin Powel, Tony Blair, George W. Bush, jack Layton, Chocolate
study, search for Osama, gun registry, politically correct Beatle
poster and the falling stock markets.
Lanny
McDonald - Hockey Violence
Minor hockey violence leaves Lanny MacDonald’s moustache out
of joint.
Gerit
the Furniture Guy
Gerit
the furniture guy smells a bargain.
Customer
and Midge Doll
Mommy-to-be
Midge mouths off.
Canadian Moment
Donut dunkers target Celine does not sing National Anthem, Canada’s
role in Iraq war, White House poetry, Thai-massage-and-gas stations,
Canadian Alliance popularity dropping, Sweden best country to have
baby, Seven-Eleven guy dies, bald black bears in Florida and Ted
Turner AWOL from AOL.
ING Guy Pitch
The
Ing Direct guy gives a direct no to an Ottawa hockey handout
Chrétien Healthcare Summit
Jean
Chrétien’s healthcare plan leaves the premiers feeling
queasy.
BBC Interviews Keith Richards
Keith
Richards Iraq’n roll songs.
Episode
10-13: Friday, January 31, 2003
GUEST
STAR: Patrick McKenna
Chicken
Cannon News
Harold
from The Red Green show demonstrates why the Chicken Cannon is Canada’s
weapon of messy destruction. Topics include George W. Bush’s
oil buddies, empty war heads, Paul Martin, Toronto Star, David Cronenberg,
Vladimir Putin and Dobbie, Anna Nichol Smith, Peter Mansbridge gets
Elvis hair and National Geographic comes out with swimsuit edition.
Crummy
Mutual Funds
Invest in Crummy Mutual Funds and watch your financial future disappear.
Newman
& Layton
New
NDP leader, Jack Layton samples life in the mind of Jean Chretien.
NHL
Game Intermission
The
Ottawa Senators crisis leaves one of its hockey players with the
sweats.
Bush's
Patton Speech
George W. Bush’s Patton complex.
Cloning
Couple
A
visit to a cloning clinic leaves a couple seeing double.
Trailer
Park News
Trailer
Park News – Headlines with a hitch.
Episode
10-12: Friday, January 24, 2003
GUEST
STAR: Rochelle Wilson
NDP
Convention
Convention
coverage proves NDP stands for No Dynamic Personalities.
Joe
Millionaire Promo
Joe Millionaire Clark – Just how low can reality TV go?
Off the Record
TSN’s
Off the Record goes for guests who are off-the-wall.
Shark
Expert
A
Much Fish host jaws with a shark expert.
Posties Discuss The News
Postal pals postulate on Gordon Campbell, retiring Mel Lastman,
Allan Rock, John Manley, Queen’s knee operation, Starbuck’s
women in Playboy, hospital funding, George W. Bush may invade Iraq
or North Korean, cow abduction, Canadian Idol, and Winnipeg man
sets world piercing record.
Confused
Philosopher
The
Confused Philosopher ponders life’s many mysteries.
Chrétien
on CTS
Christian
TV host meets Jean Chretien and is left with this inspirational
thought – God Help Us All.
Episode
10-11: Friday, January 17, 2003
GUEST
STAR: Craig Lauzon
Gordon
Campbell Commercial
Gordon
Campbell Gin – the official fuel of B.C. premiers.
Larry
King: North Korea
Korea’s Kim Jong-il shows why puppets and plutonium don’t
mix.
Vampire Bat Stroke Treatment
A
pharmaceutical company puts the bite on strokes.
Street
Vendor: Gun Registry
Wienie
wrangler has his sausage in a knot over gun registry.
Panhandler Quickie
Ottawa Senators owner Rod Bryden goes looking for a handout.
Cabbie
Dave
the cabbie talks Gordon Campbell, Mel Lastman, troop build up in
Iraq, Hillary Clinton, Maurice Gibb, Yoko Ono and study what women
find sexy.
Coach's
Corner in Finland
Finland’s
Don Cherry gives Hayley Wickenheiser the thumbs up.
First
Nations News
First Nations News – with headlines from our native land.
Ingram
& Sheep
The
Albert Einstein of sheep speaks out on the Discovery Channel.
Conspiracy
Encounter
Conspiracy
guy with propaganda phobias.
Episode
10-10: Friday, January 10, 2003
GUEST
STAR: Teresa Pavlinek
Big
Head & Senators Player Rep
Bob
“Big Head” Mackenzie discusses the Ottawa Senators financial
woes.
Wendy
Report
The Wendy Report covers immigration hoax, anthrax scare at Edmonton
Post Office, pregnant Barbie doll, Hayley Wickenheiser, sex can
boast your brain cells, ship sinks in English channel, government
considering establishing detention center for high-risk immigrants,
confused geese, NDP in Middle East.
Coronary Street
A
British soap opera that’s heart stopping.
Hockey
Moms
Hockey
moms drop the gloves and go tongue to tongue.
Iraqnophobia
George W. Bush stars in the killer movie, Iraqnophobia.
Nancy
Wilson & Judge
Nancy
Wilson discusses dope with a Judge Doobie.
From
the Files of CSIS: Cloning
Two
CSIS agents investigate a human cloning lab.
2002:
Year of the Farce: Tuesday, December 31, 2002
GUEST
STARS: Ron James, John Manley, Dave Broadfoot
News
From Away
Jimmy
& Shamus O’Toole report on Jean Chretien’s patronage
appointments, Hell’s Angels meet Mel Lastman, Irwin Toy company,
Jetsgo Airline, Vancouver teacher has sex change, Roy Romanow report,
collapse of Enron, Tyco and World Com, FBI troubles and 52 weeks
in 52 seconds.
Chrétien
Due Date
Jean Chretien gets bitten by his own sound bites.
Al-Qaeda Receptionist
An
Al-Qaeda receptionist dials all the right numbers.
Man's
World with John Manley
Deputy
Prime Minister John Manley goes one on one with macho man Buck McSweeney.
2002:
Queen's Year in Review
The Queen’s 2002 scrap book – The Buckingham Bunch.
East
Coast Drama Awards
A moment from the East Coast Drama Awards.
Paul
Martin: Campaigning Man
Paul
Martin maps his route to 24 Sussex Drive.
Chrétien
& Sandie
Jean
Chretien’s fireside chat gives him a hotfoot.
Crown
Regal Commercial
Crown
Regal – the official rye for the uncoordinated.
Nightly
News Rant
A
news anchor gets liberal with his rant.
Red
Clay: The Legend Begins
Country
and Eastern singer Red Clay whips Sister Lucille into a hoedown
fever.
Critic
2002: Year of Entertainment
Gilbert
Smythe Bite-Me spins his critical web over the year in entertainment.
U.N.
Weapons Inspector
A
weapons inspector demonstrates why U.N., stands for Ultimate Meathead.
Member
for Kicking Horse Pass
Dave
Broadfoot, The Member for Kicking Horse Pass, answers a year’s
worth of questions.
Just
For Losers
The
new hair product just for certain types of men.
Chicken
Cannon Target of 2002
Chicken
Cannon takes aim at the top targets of 2002.
Christmas
Special: Friday, December 13, 2002
Holiday
Church Donation
While
in church, a man digs deep into his pocket when the collection plate
arrives.
Politically
Correct Christmas Story
The story from the ages with a new, politically-correct, twist.
Dylan Christmas Songbook
Bob
Dylan’s carol mumble-a-long.
Cell
Phone Gift
The
dangers of a car phone.
Season's
Greetings
Season's
Greetings from the makers of Prozac.
Bouchard's
Christmas Story
Lucien
Bouchard reads his favourite Yuletide story, “T’was
The Night Before Separation.
Canadian Moment: It Is Cold
The
topic of weather becomes conversation fodder at a bus stop.
Shopping
Channel: Christmas Gifts
The
Home Shopping Channel offers popular Christmas gift ideas from 2,000
Flushes inventor, Al Eisen.
New
Year's Eve Beer Story
Kenny
and Bruce have a suds-tastic New Beer's Eve.
Mike:
New Year's Thoughts
Mike
from Canmore shares some of his holiday thoughts.
Videopinion:
Christmas Shopper
The
commercialization of Christmas causes a shopper to rant.
Silent
Night: Sheila Copps
Sheila
Copps belts out a moving rendition of "Silent Night".
Episode
10-09: Friday, December 6, 2002
GUEST
STAR: Kathryn Greenwood
Bush's
Christmas Story
George
W. Bush’s Ho Ho Hoedown.
Chicken
Cannon News
Chicken Cannon News dishes out poultry punishment to Allan Rock,
Irwin Toy, Ralph Klein, Mel Lastman, John McCallum, Art Eggleton,
NDP Leadership candidates, CRTC, Nortel, Wine Enemas and WWII bomb
found in Greece.
Grumpy Old Politically Incorrect Seniors
Seniors
engage in politically incorrect bench banter.
Chrétien's
Christmas Cards
Jean
Chrétien puts the personal touch to his Christmas cards.
Lloyd
and Egyptian Expert
An
archaeologist reveals an ancient health system as sick as ours today.
Always
Right: U.S./Canada Relations
Always
Right host Les Morley kicks a little Canadian sand into Uncle Sam’s
face.
Romanow
Explains Healthcare
Roy
Romanow’s report reveals Canada’s healthcare system
needs medical attention.
Episode
10-08: Friday, November 29, 2002
GUEST
STAR: Sean Cullen
Moron
/ Not A Moron
Canada’s
newest game show, “Moron Not A Moron” is a hit with
Jean Chretien.
Canadian
Moment
Air Farce’s pastry pals comment on Harry Potter, Eminem’s
movie 8 Mile, Roy Romanow’s Report, Allan Rock, Walmart’s
expansion, and Toronto’s politically correct Holiday tree
situation.
Bond vs. Yellowfinger
James
Bond discovers where there’s smoke, there’s evil villain
Yellowfinger.
Ernie
Eves' Holiday Message
Blues
legends Blind Willy Feldman and T-Bone Jones sing the Ernie Eves
Ontario Hydro blues.
Tim Horton's Crazy Soup Guy
A
crazed soup guy obsesses about one-word soups.
Dyer
Report: Pronunciation
Gwynne
Dyer’s war pronunciation guide.
Wilson & Robertson: Oil Spill
An
environmentalist goes to cover an oil spill and ends up covered
in oil.
Flu
Shot
A
flu shot a day keeps the doctor away.
Osbourne
News
Dysfunctional
news with The Osbournes.
Episode
10-07: Friday, November 22, 2002
GUEST
STAR: Janet Van De Graaff
John
Manley on Terrorist Threat
Osama’s
top ten Canadian hit list.
Canadian
Tire Couple: Staples
Canadian Tire ads prove why consumers are glad Christmas only comes
once a year.
Smokers Commentary
Smoke
break puffers hack about the Grey Cup, Shania Twain, Brian Mulroney
portrait, Saddam Hussein, U.N. Weapons inspectors, George W. Bush,
Quebec gas fill-up, Marge Simpson, new Mayor of Vancouver, Harry
Potter and Vision TV.
The
Score: 2 Minute Drill
Sports
anchors go tongue to tongue in a reporting frenzy.
Paul Martin's Money Plea
Paul
Martin’s liberal leadership dreams leave him laughing all
the way to the bank.
Canadian
Tire Couple: Horse
He
likes his little tool and she can't forget about it.
Larry
Stout Market Discussion
Business
reporter Larry Stout plays the stock market name game.
"W"
Newscast
Elizabeth
Taylor gorges herself on the news. Topics include oil spill off
the coast of Spain, Britain firefighter strike, Alberta horses may
have to be destroyed, Orca the killer whale, and the Pope urges
Catholics to have more kids.
Canadian
Tire Couple: Snow
It
may look like just a shovel, but it has so many uses...
Episode
10-06: Friday, November 15, 2002
GUEST
STAR: Elvira Kurt
BBC Interviews Queen
The Queen
explains why the butler did it.
Cabbie
Dave
the cabbie rants about Osama bin Laden, Ontario Hydro, Harry Potter,
an invisible Iranian bank robber, Gordon Lightfoot, Celine Dion,
Shania Twain, Colin Powell, and Martha Stewart.
Winona
Ryder: Shopping Channel
On the Winona Ryder Shopping Channel merchandise is a steal.
Billy Two Willies: Television
Television
surfing leaves Billy 2 Willies drowning in disappointment.
U.S. Border Guards
U.S.
border guards screen visitors along the U.S. – Canada border.
Football
Stadium Marriage Proposal
Popping
the question “plane” style.
Bush
Skeet Shooting
President
Bush’s Iraq attack is one skeet short of a full load.
The
Fat Show
An
image conscious talk show host chews the fat with a weight doctor.
Kyoto
Commercial
Anti-Kyoto
forces state their case.
Episode
10-05: Friday, November 8, 2002
GUEST
STAR: Peter Keleghan
Chrétien Board Game
Jean Chretien’s
new board game – where ever square is “Screw Paul Martin.”
Local
Report
A
vain local news anchor and his co-host target the headlines and
each other.
Charlton
Heston NRA
Charlton Heston takes a shot at explaining why guns are good.
CNN Videophone
CNN’s
Aaron Brown discovers the videophone is all that its cracked up
to be.
Taffi - Racial Profiling
Taffi
raps about racial profiling.
Manley
at the Bank
John
Manley’s bank plans encounter merger-interruptus.
Donut
Shop
Air
Farce donut trio looks at Remembrance Day, U.S. mid-term elections,
Rohinton Mistry, Americans want to fingerprint Canadians at the
border, Pat Buchanan, Dame Edna, Winona Ryder and Toronto Dominion
Bank.
Viewer's
Choice Top Ten: Friday, November 1, 2002
VIEWER'S
CHOICE TOP TEN!
Tim
Horton's Commercial - Stubby
A Tim
Horton’s commercial reveals the secret behind flooding the
ice.
Chrétien's Vacation Commercial
Canada's
newest vacation destination: Club Fed Grande-Mere.
McDonald's
Baby Bouchard
Lucien Bouchard demonstrates that he has a way with children.
Stumpy Tom Sings The Inbred Song
Stumpy
Tom is "inbred and worry free.... just like the Royal family"
Canoeing Beer Ad
Coureurs
de bois paddle boat and peddle beer.
Queen
Speaks Out
Queen
Elizabeth chronicles her family's history in her new book, "Hot,
Horny and Inbred".
Bob
Dylan For mbanx
Canada's
big banks hop on the boomer song bandwagon with Bob Dylan.
Mike
Applies To MENSA
Mike
from Canmore applies to MENSA.
Nation's Business: Manning
Preston
Manning cruises into Stornoway for the Risky Business of Reform
'n Roll!
Macintosh
Marriage
A
Scottish lad from the McIntosh clan discovers the wife he has chosen
is incompatible.
Episode
10-04: Friday, October 25, 2002
GUEST
STAR: Sean Cullen
News From Away
Jimmy
and Seamus O’Toole report on Liberals ethics package, Canadian
wins Booker Prize, Laurence MacAulay, American sniper, Garth Drabinsky,
North Korea builds nuclear bomb, Calgary Flames streaker, man sells
body parts, Robin Williams entertains the troops, women gives birth
do own granddaughter, Jetsgo, Russian McDonald’s bombed, Ketchup
Bandits, Rolling Stones, new Loblaws ventures and Preston Manning.
Burgermeister at Immigration
The
Burgermeister, Germany’s number one children’s entertainer,
immigrates to Canada.
Sister
Lucille Part 1
Sister Lucille unleashes her opinionated whip at Solicitor General
Laurence MaCaulay.
Saddam & Weapons Inspector
Saddam
Hussein welcomes a U.N. Inspector with open nuclear arms.
Sister Lucille Part 2
Sister
Lucille unleashes her opinionated whip at George W. Bush.
Dylan
& Springsteen
Bob
Dylan & Bruce Springsteen’s new CD captures rock’s
greatest mumblers.
Kyoto
Panel
A
panel of environmentally challenged guests discuss the Kyoto Accord.
Headline
Weather
The
Headline Weather channel – 5 seconds well spent.
Sister Lucille Part 3
Sister
Lucille unleashes her opinionated whip at I.K.E.A.
Episode
10-03 : Friday, October 18, 2002
GUEST
STAR: Janet Van De Graaff
Chicken Cannon News
Chicken
Cannon News reports on Saddam Hussein re-election, TD bank CEO,
Ontario government’s fund for developmentally challenged groups,
Chretien announces Canada war strategy, Jimmy Carter, French tanker
gets bombed, Steven Spielberg, Prince Harry, Dr. Scholl’s
Toothpaste, Museum of Sex, Dr. Seuss theft and new bikini law.
Wilson & MacAulay
Solicitor
General Lawrence MacAulay tackles his troubles, one scandal at a
time.
Pizza Couple
Why frozen pizza tastes like takeout.
Saddam's Mistress
Saddam
Hussein’s mistress kisses and tells all, and has the mole
to prove it.
Java Gab - Cable Bills
Java
Joe gets his decaf low-fat mochaccino in a knot over his cable bill.
The
Chrétien & The Copps
Jean
Chretien and Sheila Copps plan the PM’s legacy.
The New B.S.
Hip
news anchors walk and talk, and stumble through the news. Topics
covered – Queen’s Jubilee, new Oxford dictionary words,
NHL safety nets, British motorists, Popes chastity speech, Arnold
Schwarzenegger and Frisbee inventor dies.
Season
Premiere: Friday, October 11, 2002
GUEST
STARS: Ron MacLean, Rochelle Wilson, Craig Lauzon
Bin Laden Song
Osama
bin Laden sings and dances his way in and out of Canada.
Coach's Corner
Special
guest Ron MacLean and Her Royal Majesty drop the gloves in Queen’s
Corner.
Bush - Iraq Update
George W. Bush wants to bomb Iraq while daughter Jenna just wants
to get bombed.
Wendy Report
The
Wendy Report examines John Manley’s Monarchy comment, crop
circles in England, Yassar Arafat, banned soft drinks in L.A. schools,
shoe bomber Richard Reid, Solicitor General Lawrence MacAulay, same
sex marriages in Alberta, Kyoto Accord and the world’s funniest
joke.
Stanron
Stan’s
new company leaves shareholders, locked, stocked and over a barrel.
From the Files of CSIS
CSIS
agents flex and protect.
Quebec Man At Bar With Ami
Beer
buddies like Pope J-2-P-2 ‘cause he’s A-O-K.
Ebb & Flo - Drought
Cash
strapped farmers sell celebrity vegetables.
Ozzy News
Ozzy
Osbourne bites the head off the headlines.
Martha Stewart Living
Martha
Stewart discovers insider trading is a good thing – unless
the FBI catches you.
Survivor - Tent City
Survivor
finds the fear factor at Tent City.
Sandie & West Bank Correspondent
Sandie
Rinaldo encounters interview lag with a foreign correspondent.
Sportsweekend - Baseball
A
Montréal Expos player has a special message for the fans.
Dr. Phil - Paul Martin
Dr.
Phil sees a new patient – Paul Martin.
Clark Announces Retirement
Joe
Clark stumbles off into the political sunset.
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